Did Matt forget to wipe his mouth after a meal? Should someone tell him that he has sawdust on his upper lip? Oh no, my firends, that is his first (and probably only) attempt at a mustache in his life. Dont try to see this with with your iPod; put your monitors on Hi-Def, and behold the horror.

For 35 years, I have avoided being coerced into any kind of mustache-growing event. While at Combat Skills Training, I was accused of "not being a team player" because I was the only one in my platoon who did not participate. You can see why.